Funny Merry Christmas Wishes And Messages

Funny Merry Christmas Wishes & Messages

Crack a joke, make someone smile and share laughter with your loved ones this Christmas. Make the day special for them by sharing funny Christmas wishes with them and forget about sharing just the ordinary Christmas wishes year after year. The special people in your life will truly cherish this moment with you and they are likely to remember it forever. Funny Christmas wishes will truly lighten someone up and make their Christmas day unforgettable.


Funny Merry Christmas Wishes & Messages Quotes


·        Santa won’t be coming this year…
He died laughing when you said you been a good girl.
Have a Merry Christmas

·        A Christmas Reminder: Don’t try to borrow any money from elves;
They’re always a little short! Have a Merry Christmas!

·        Christmas is not only for praying and praising
But for drinking and messing around also Merry Christmas

·        Christmas is the day for blessings and love
So let us do not overload priest
Celebrate the Christmas here with party
Merry Christmas to you

·        Let us rejoice and enjoy
Has lord has given this day
to drink as much you want
Happy Christmas

Funny Merry Christmas Wishes & Messages Quotes

·        I am wishing you Christmas wishes around you.
Have two drinks and look
Merry Christmas


·        I have Kept some photos in my home
So come here instead of Church
you can drink and pray,
And no more boring speach from the priest
Merry Christmas and Happy New year

·        Christmas is great but,
Everyone’s insane!
Going crazy with this funny Christmas game
Wrapping gifts and cooking food
And no one has time or is not in the mood.


·        Giving gifts to one another
No one has time for my brother
No attention for me at all
I can’t even go to the mall!
Christmas morning comes and what do I see

·        No Greeting Card To Give.
No Sweet Flowers To Send.
No Cute Graphics To Forward..
Just A LOVING HEART Saying “HAPPY XMAS”


·        I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

·        Christmas is the season of peace and goodwill till you go shopping and get the bill.


·        I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark

·        Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!


·        Dear Santa this year please give me
a big fat bank account and a slim body
and this year don’t mix the two up

·        If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you. Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!


·        Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. Merry Christmas!
·        Christmas is a time for remembering family and trying to guess everyone's sizes! Have a Wonderful Christmas!

·        Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. Merry Christmas.


·        Merry Kissmas with lots of hugs.

·        I want you to have a safe holiday, so on Christmas morning, Do not stand between the kids and the presents! Merry Christmas!


·        Christmas time; When people want their pasts forgotten and their presents remembered! Have a Memorable Holiday!

·        Santa wont be coming this year...He died laughing when you said youd been a good girl. Have a Merry Christmas.


·        Santa told me you'd been very good this year , I told him it was just lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas!

·        A Christmas Reminder: Don't try to borrow any money from elves; They're always a little short! Have a Merry Christmas!


·        Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Xmas!

·        Have a Berry Merry Christmas under the mistletoe.

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